Ever since actress Gwyneth Paltrow and rocker Chris Martin announced their divorce – er, “conscious uncoupling” – Twitter has gone crazy with the hashtag. Here’s some of our favorites.
Despite popular demand, we are not able to make a beer called Conscious Uncoupling.
— Fullsteam Brewery (@fullsteam) March 27, 2014
I wonder if Chris Martin will sing "Yellow" at his "Conscious Uncoupling" ceremony.
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) March 27, 2014
Everybody's new favorite herbal tea: pic.twitter.com/ukVE372dCn
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) March 27, 2014
Gwyneth Paltrow calls her separation a "conscious uncoupling." Sure! He got conscious and she got uncoupled.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) March 27, 2014
No idea what 'conscious uncoupling' is. 'Unconscious coupling' however is a speciality of mine.
— Daisy Lewis (@daisylflewis) March 27, 2014
Ukraine's troops left Crimea, finalizing the split. Well, not a "split." They’re calling it a "conscious uncoupling." #fallonmono
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 27, 2014
What else Gwyneth Paltrow could rebrand now that she's dubbed divorce "conscious uncoupling" http://t.co/cWDnmgjfYG
— TIME.com (@TIME) March 27, 2014
Conscious uncoupling is a program where you release trauma, reclaim power & annoy others with pretentious terms like conscious uncoupling.
— Adam Ferrara (@adamferrara) March 26, 2014
Conscious Uncoupling is going to lead dudes around claiming Unconscious ATMing at the strip clubs…
— The Katalyst (@AdrianScientia) March 27, 2014